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Inspired by ChampagneHeathen’s post, I feel the need to respond. Not on behalf of all men. Just for me.

So here goes:

If I ever manage to understand women I will become a rich man. Women are unfathomable. They are an enigma wrapped in silk and satin and perfume aromas that are so beguiling they lead me happily astray.

Who said we need to explore space and the ocean depths when we still have to learn how to love, live with and care for women. We know so little about them. We think we know a lot about them. I think I know more than the next bloke but in reality, I do not.

I am glad I don’t otherwise my lifeswork would be seriously boring.

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10 comments ↓

#1 Michelle on 01.10.07 at 6:23 pm

You mentioned on Champ’s blog that all the best men are in Cape Town. Where, pray tell???? :-) As to understanding men, eish - I cannot (and I could write pages about one in particular right here). Have given up - they can sukkel to understand me instead.

#2 Katt on 01.11.07 at 7:27 am

Spoken like a true man?

#3 Champagne Heathen on 01.11.07 at 7:33 am

Aaaaaah, I feel honoured!!
Thank you for such a gorgeous post, which I apparently inspired, Rob! Though I am sure many other women who’ve been lucky enough to meet you helped it.
BIG Smooches for this one!

And all the best on your life’s quest. It promises to be entertaining, if nothing else.

Michelle - yes, they can rather sukkel with me/ us!!

#4 Don on 01.11.07 at 7:40 am

I struggle to agree with the ‘all the best men are in Cape Town’ bit, but I definitely agree with not understanding women.

I made it my mission to slowly but surely start to understand them, and just when I think I’m almost there, something happens and I need to start from scratch.

Enigma? Try total bloody mystery. But I still love them.

#5 Jam on 01.11.07 at 7:49 am

There are days when I don’t get myself either. And yes, we’d all be bored if we understood each other better.

#6 Rob on 01.11.07 at 11:09 am

Don,

I should correct it because the very best man comes from Namibia! Ja, me!!

And you just earned yourself a linkbadge to go into my blogroll! I will send you a couple to choose the one you want displayed.

Ladies,

I love you all. But you drive me round the blerry bend sometimes!

Must dash!

Ta ta

R

#7 Robin (302) on 01.11.07 at 3:53 pm

I understand women except for a couple but I guess that’s all it takes to keep you baffled for an entire lifetime.

For the rest of urhm - pah not ah problem at all.

#8 Genilimaa on 01.12.07 at 8:22 pm

Hey Rob,

I read this post and of course had to go over to read Champagne Heathen’s also.
All I can say is that I have a hard time getting people altogether. I hear what they say but wonder what on Earth they mean..?! Must be me. At least my husband says so.

#9 Aquila on 01.13.07 at 6:51 pm

Women, can’t live with them…..yeah, can’t live with them.

hehe

No seriously - a intriguing (read Disturbingly provocative) species that we’ll never fully understand - that’s probably why we love them so much.

#10 spoon on 02.07.07 at 1:58 pm

you’re right, all the best men are in CT but they’re unfortunately all gay…ok relax in your panties folks….soooooo many are. don’t try and understand women rob, we don’t even understand ourselves.

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