The Tongmaster

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While A and B Listers begin to tremble in fear of losing their favoured Blogebrity ranking and Blogosphere status and more worryingly, be afraid of the quite real possibility of having to get used to using the same toilets as us mere mortals, and also while the debate about traffic loss due to the success or fad of Facebook, MySpace, Jaiku, Twitter etc continues, let’s get back to earth to some realism and introspection about that ultra-sophisticated Southern African style social-gathering event - The Braai.

Here then is the penultimate Southern African ritual. To the non-SAFFERS, a braai is:

Better than Sunday Mass.
Better than sex.
Better than watching soccer.
Better than Man Utd.
Much better than Becks (the beer).
Millions times better than the Spice Girls reunion.

But will never ever be better than rugby and that Ultimate Southern African Ritual :-

throwing naartjies (Clementines) at the rugby referee!

The Tongmaster

PS: Add on as meany ‘Better Thans’ as you want.