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Ooze is Ooze and by any other name an Ooze is an Ooze is an Ooze. It is a word. It is a good word to use when you Ooze.
If you are not Oozing, then you can’t use the word Ooze. The definition of the term is here at Hugh’s gapingvoid. And to not ooze will impact the future. So you must Ooze now and always. Don’t stop Oozing because if you do stop, nothing will happen and if nothing happens, Ooze will not be oozed and that is bad.
Even Zappa oozed on Overnight Sensation when you hear him sing/state, ” I am the slime oozing out of your TV set. You will obey me…”
I think in this example there is definate correlation to today’s oozing. Must be. Zappa is telling you that the stuff oozing out of the TV set is indeed nothing else but marketing messages in a variety of formats be it government spin and propoganda or Colgate, Ford or Gerber wanting to engage you in conversation.
So if oozing was good enough for Zappa, it is good enough for me! There. That is it. I have decided. Hugh says that Ooze is the future of marketing and I like that. Ooze to you Hugh!
Go ooze people. Ooze away. I’m oozing now. See the oozing? Watch Robbie ooze! Cool ooze!














































2 comments ↓
I liked your riposte to my slime suggestion - made me laugh. But shmoozing and oozing are not for me.
John,
Haahaa! You just oozed me!!
Many thanks for popping by and commenting. You are most welcome to come by anytime.
I actually got on a roll and had to hold back a lot (examples were tripping over themselves trying to leap onto the page) as I was trying to subtly bring out the very thin line that differentiates ‘gifting’ as we know it in practice today and what I suppose the perception of oozing is today.
I do agree with Hugh’s principle in this respect.
We exchange or ooze something of value everytime we enter conversation with someone or invite portential and existing customers to our corporate golf days and give them a pack of 4 Teilist golfballs to go and have fun through 18 holes.
I’m glad you enjoyed the reposte. Next time it’s your turn.
Be well and see you soon
Robert
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