Hell is a sister with a bad case of the verbals

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This morning you read the writings of a man potentially honoured to be called the brother of a sister blogger. She who goeth by the nameth of, “The blogging woman with a bad case of the verbals” has confirmed what I wanted so long to believe - there are women out there possessed of evil magic complimented by a sick sense of humour!

It takes a brave woman to go blog to blog with a society who rejects her. It takes guts to withstand the withering racism she encounters. It is a braver soul than I to remain in situ knowing the abuse she encounters is not yet over.

You can imagine the folly of her prospects. Life and future flounder and she is reminded of it daily but still “The blogging woman with a bad case of the verbals” manages to add to her woes by outing me as her brother. Eeeeeewgh, sis!

Well we two know it is not necessarily untrue and have to investigate this avenue of possibility further before making any further statement on what after so many years of being sibling free, is indeed a truly emotional and appallingly sick thought to deal with.

But above all this bravado of mine and silly commentaries here and at “The blogging woman with a bad case of the verbals” own site, I respect Misty for being so true to herself and her principles. Life at Umea may be tough but life got rougher because Umea has just encountered one heck of a lady to try to keep down.

I know a good bet when I see one and you will be safe to place a few spare shillings on Misty winning out by grappling Umean life and forcing Ume into submission and to go forward on her terms. Misty is absolutely and unreletingly outspoken, rude ‘n crude and loutish. But lovable and compassionate, a good and dependable friend for life while still being a woman fighting like an alley cat on her own to defend her corner of life and the principles that govern her stay on earth. Wouldn’t you be honoured to have Misty as your friend? I would.

When it comes to adversity and attacks against you, it is comforting to have a Misty by your side for spiritual fortitude, principled forthrighness, integrity, intellect, wisdom, pugilistic bravery and most of all a sense of seriously well developed humour. Do not forget this piece of advice for that day will surely come to you.

As sources of inspiration go, Misty you are the best.

Virtually,

Your ‘brother’

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4 comments ↓

#1 Misty on 01.23.07 at 10:41 am

of course….
He making fun of me again…

But I wouldn’t have it any other way…
:)

PS. You forgot to add that I can save the world using nothing but chopsticks and bubblegum wrappers!

#2 Champagne Heathen on 01.23.07 at 12:08 pm

Aaaah, Misty, you’re great. As great as Rob. And as cooked as Rob. And you’re both from this neck of the wood. Imagine what a shock your readers will get should they visit SA & realise there are actually +4 million of us too!

#3 Rob on 01.23.07 at 1:59 pm

M

Chopsticks and wrappers and dont’ forget the crunchy seaweed!
I will continue to poke fun at you. Always. Promise. You need consistency in your life afterall!!

Champers

Hi my HoneyBabe AngelPie!

You saying I are crazy nuts? Hell no, I are frigging crazy nuts!

#4 Dolce on 01.25.07 at 12:26 pm

and the women go wild. Bertie…where do you find the time. You could make a small fortune with Flirt 2.0….go on! Teach them bloggers.

Although, come to think of it, incest with big feet…you know what those recessive genes can do.

*shudder*

Misty, Rob - this was a brilliant find…I’ve been so miserable lately…thank you!

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