Dummies Guide To Ooze Lesson #1

December 1st, 2006 | Global

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The message must go out that if you do not Ooze, certain aspects of some things will collapse. So keep oozing.

Don’t know how to ooze? Just follow “The Dummies Guide To Ooze”

1. Stand in front of the person you want to ooze and gently blow air in their face. Then duck and so avoid their fist that is coming at you at warp speed!

Dummies Guide To Ooze Lesson #1

Moer One of these or all of them!

4 comments ↓

#1 Champagne Heathen on 12.01.06 at 9:27 am

I realise that I am very tired today, but what on earth are you going on about??

#2 Katie Possum on 12.01.06 at 11:09 am

I’m with Champs on this

#3 Rob on 12.05.06 at 6:27 pm

What am I getting at? Your responces.

It worked.

#4 Champagne Heathen on 12.06.06 at 9:18 am

Did you just call me a dummy?? Or the guinea pig for dummies??
Either way, happy I was part of your experiment here. Keep up the oozing & shmoozing! Or is that what I am doing? Fck. Please hand over that guide!