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February 27th, 2008 — Global
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There I was minding my own when the photo above leapt at me. It is a fabulous photo of a vineyard in the Barossa Valley, Australia.
So what I hear you ask, has it got to with Stormhoek?
February 23rd, 2008 — Global
Our days of sneaking off to cheap motels for a few hours R&R with the CFO’s pretty ‘n petite secretary are over.
Pushpa Pal Singh has had the unmitigated audacity to spill the beans to our women and show them how to read the signs that we men have been philandering like sneaky, doublecrossing, disreputable, two-timing coyotes on a hormone high amongst the vixens.
So I strongly urge all you men who have entertained the thought of getting some free carnal knowledge on the quiet with that pretty waitress or PA, to forget it. Just do not do it.
Your woman is now able to catch you out because she has learnt the tells. Your body cannot but help tell the truth while your devilish, scheming and coniving mouth utters the most reprehensible, lowdown, yellowbellied, scoundrel lies to the woman you love.
But as they say, knowing thine enemy makes a great deal of difference so read on if you want to learn which body bits tell the truth and so stand a chance to cover up your tracks by controlling them. Good luck old chap! Remember the phrase, “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”.
There are proven signs your partner will emit when he or she is in the midst of a naked lie. Read on to discover what these signs are and how you can use them right now to catch a cheating spouse…
February 17th, 2008 — Global
You may not know that I am a qualified and licenced NLP Practitioner.
I can and do use hypnosis or deep states on myself to help enhance my development as a human being and can also use hypnosis on you (only with your permission and consent), to help you too to improve your skills and to also help you to gain an improved understanding of what you really can accomplish if you truly want to succeed at what you do.
Hypnosis is surrounded by myth and movie legend. And I have been telling anyone who will listen to not be afraid of hypnosis.
In the article below, Kevin Forrester debunks the old fishwives tales, secrets and myths that have kept hypnosis under a cloak of mystery for so long. Now you can read the truth about what hypnosis is and what good and great things it can do for you while you remain completely in control, fully aware of and helping to manage what you alone permit to happen.
February 15th, 2008 — Global
This is a personal note to all of you who have downloaded your free copy of OOZE. You will be pleased to know that OOZE has gone global. In fact, thanks to you it has gone meteoric!
I want to thank all of you who have downloaded OOZE so far and I hope you will get your friends to also download their own free copy!
If you haven’t yet read OOZE, click HERE to download your own free copy of my first edition of OOZE.
Work is currently in progress on the 2nd volume of OOZEtoons and includes new material for you. The working title is: OOZE-VolToo and will again be free for you to download here at iScatterlings.com.
Kind regards
Robert
February 12th, 2008 — Global
I tried to stop blogging. I did. I think I gave it about as much effort as a fart in a trance needs in order to wake you up. Not a lot.
I am back. Cannot say it enthuses me. It is a daunting experience instead of the thrill I used to get from composing a piece. Can I regain lost ground and maintain the required energy to write something sensible from time to time?
Will I manage to produce the same volume of output? No. I doubt I have the will to generate so much.
But we will see. Baby steps hey?
Anyway - it is good to be here with you again. I did miss your company.
And yes I was creative while away. Last night I produced a short powerpoint slideshow. It is advertised in the sidbar. It is free to downoad.
I have collected together 10 of my favourite Oozetoons and put them together in a small easily downloadable file for you.
Click on the OOZE thumbnail to begin the free download.
February 5th, 2008 — Global
January 29th, 2008 — Global
Nearly everywhere we go we receive a relentless barrage of green mind-programming via “how to be green” leaflets, ‘we are a green corporation’ billboard adverts, green TV programmes, green TV News items and local green councillors berate us to recycle more of our refuse because the end of the world is nigh.
But the recycling trucks do not collect our special recycling bins/baskets with the seperated out plastic bottles, plastic containers, cellophane wrappers and other platic detrius. Instead they only collect paper and glass bottles.
January 25th, 2008 — Global
Axel
Axel faced his final day like a dawg would - wagging his tail, tongue hanging out but meanwhile behind his eyes he knew something was wrong.
I shot the video below in September 2006.
Axel contracted throat cancer which spread like a bushfire to his stomach. He showed no signs of being in pain. He showed no signs that it was his final day, the final adventure. He went peacefully while still under anaesthetic.
Axel was a fine dog. He’ll be missed.
January 23rd, 2008 — Global
If for nothing else other than becoming the first woman president of the United States of America, I hope Hillary sticks it to the rest of the presidential wannabes and gets elected.
It’ll be a double historic whammy. First female leader of America and first wife of a former president to get elected. It’ll be amazing if it happens.
And I think she is tough enough to lead the country forward and fix the appalling mess that idiot Bush has created. She has faced tough times and knows how to work alongside her former enemies.
January 22nd, 2008 — Global
My favourite South African Marketing blogger, Dave Duarte has an importantant bit of news for all SA bloggers.
Click here to read Dave’s announcement
January 21st, 2008 — Global
What’s the big deal about Web 3.0?
I don’t know about you but over the past three years I was expecting a whole lot more drama about Web 2.0 than the diluted stream of weak wimpish stuff I have seen and participated in. Should I be expecting a mass blogosphere launch with virtual fireworks displays when Web 3.0 gets unveiled? *
Blogosphere and its marketing blogger community abounds with much stuff about Web 2.0 and what it is. But not a lot is mentioned or raved about what it will be when what they call Web 2.0 jumps the curve to the next level and gets repackaged, rewrapped, rebranded and renamed as Web 3.0
Methinks we are stuck for ideas.
January 17th, 2008 — Global
Question: Can I blog like Brian Clark please?
Answer: No but you could learn to write like Brian does.
I would (and I mean this) stick red hot needles into my eyes if I could this instant write like Brian Clark does. Oh yes.
But alas I cannot - yet. So how will you and I learn to write like Brian Clark?
January 16th, 2008 — Global
January 15th, 2008 — Global
Is it pointless breaking out in a sweat, carrying a garland of garlic around your neck and carrying a crucifix while gnashing ones teeth over the prospect of opening a trouble ticket with IT support?
Is your support experience one of those smooth, prompt, courteous and relationsip strengthening affairs where even the most cynical non-tekkie arseholes like me would melt into an admiring gung-ho “support the support team” fanatic?
No, I thought not. I hear you ask why?
January 13th, 2008 — Global
