British NHS do it too

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I cannot believe the nonsense I heard yesterday when I was called by the local hospital to “advise that we have been given two appointments with our physiotherapy department and as you have been referred, wonder would you like to come see Anushka at 08:35am or Dylan at 2pm tomorrow”. The call came as a shock since it has been two years in the making and I would like to know who gave them the two appointments. Is there a Santa Claus of Appointments? Why didn’t they simply tell the truth and say two patients have cancelled?

The same goes for the Police. Suddenly I am their ‘customer’ and to hear a cop doing politically correct speak is the most teethskin stripping, idiotic, non-convincing, grade 1 level crap I have ever heard. Cops cannot inflect and get tonality going. The speech tones I have heard to date have been flatter than a flatline on an ECG graph..

I want my cops to speak and sound like cops and not some grammatically challenged skinhead with a speech impediment. All this fake ‘care’ and customer focus is utter bullshit and does their PR no good at all. I would prefer that they drop it and get back to doing what they do best - beating up criminal thugs and keeping the streets clear of crime and stop pandering. Cops can’t pander (oops a copcar pun - sorry!). They are supposed to bash down doors, do car chases and shout at people to spread ‘em!

Being PC (no pun intended!), is simply not what I want from the police. I want them to revert to being the thick n brave models of respectability in the community. At the moment they are seen as being completely ineffectual parodies of something they do not represent and limper than the skin off a rice pudding dessert.

Get Sir Ian Blair out. He started the PC rubbish in the cop force and for my liking, there are two too many Blairs in high command of UK public service. Both are definately not the dogs bollocks and should be hounded (what is with these puns), out of office now.