BitchSlapped

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I am wondering why I titled this piece, “BitchSlapped”. I don’t know anyone who has been bitchslapped. What does it really mean? OK so I don’t know! There is stuff you too don’t know, so sharrup you face.

I went surfing on your sites looking for inspiration to trigger a 1,000 word blog but I am afraid you guys are letting me down. Your topics are uninspiring. Too much marketing geek talk, getting drunk (again for 20th time this week) and screwing the arse off a chappie in the nightclub cloakroom while your blog bored the tits off Trinny.

You get the blame for the lack of quality here at iScatterlings so I suggest you wake up, smell the coffe and get back to providing me with stimulating stuff to read.

Count yourself as being bitchslapped. Now go to work and stimulate me with a wonderful story at your blog. I want stories not mindless drunken flashbacks, marketing trivia, orgasm recollections and gardening tips. Get me interested to stick around at your site longer.

Go on I dare you.

BitchSlapped