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Hugh Macleod, known internationally for being the business card artist, an exceptional marketer and author of the HughTrain is going on a UK nationwide Big Love road show to Tesco supermarkets to promote Stormhoek’s “Big Love” St Valentine’s Rose’.
Please go. You gotta go to see Hugh and support Stormhoek and the Wellington wine-growing area of the Klein Karroo region near Cape Town. So get on your bikes, ponies, buses, taxis, roller skates, scooters or Bentleys and go buy some Big Love St Valentine’s Rose’ at all the Tesco supermarkets listed below near where you live:
February 2nd: Inverness, Corstorphine [Edinburgh].
3rd: Newcastle, Durham, Tadcaster.
4th: Blackpool, Bidston Moss [Merseyside], Horwich, Warrington.
5th: Stockport [Manchester], Altrichham [Manchester], Redditch [Worcestershire], Cardiff [Wales].
6th: Yeovil [Somerset], Bournemouth.
7th: Purley, Gatwick, Chichester.
8th: Sandhurst, Bursledon, Cirencester.
9th: Reading, Newbury, Abingdon.
10th: Barr Hill, Royston, Watford.
11th: Aylesbury, Ipswitch.
12th: Cheshunt [Herts.], Colchester.
13th: Pitsea [Essex], Twickenham.
14th: Brooklands [Surrey], New Malden [Surrey].
Download a detailed schedule here
Go give big love to Stormhoek at a Tesco near you! And put your hand in your pocket and buy your loved one a fantastic bottle of Stormhoek “Big Love” St Valentine’s Rose’
I’m there. I am so there already. Where are you??!! Fill your wellies with Big Love!
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So Rob, can I expect my bottle of Big Love from you in the post then?? Package it well, I hate to drink rose out of a half shattered wine bottle.
And Hugh…any chances you are offering the same wonderful idea up to us dear S.Affers left here in the homeland?
I don’t think Big Love travels well in Tuppaware. But then it is a Suid Afrikaanse wyn ne’ ?!!
However I bet this Rose’ is just the dog’s when chilled and consumed outside on the stoep on a hot, sultry highveld evening or down on the beach at Clifton and Hermanus or Gordon’s Bay watching the sun set. And even with Nando’s Peri-Peri Chicken livers!!! MMmmmm!
You’re buying me Nando’s Peri-Peri Chicken livers for Valentine’s Day??? Not really romantic, if you think about it.
Think of the nutrient value and also all the gazing fondly into each other’s eyes while the peri-peri sauce dribbles down your chin This is romance. A bonk killer maybe, but still romantic. Innit??!
How exactly will I be staring into your eyes?? Are you sending me a photo along with the wine in the tupperware & Nando’s peri-peri Chicken livers?
Very romantic. ESPECIALLY if you regulalry use the word ‘innit’! I feel I am melting already!
I will include a cutout of a pair of eyes with the well protected bottle of Stormhoek. You must go to your nearest Nando’s with the pre-chilled St Valentines Big Love Rose’, get a table for 2 in the non-smoking area, stick the cutout eyes onto the table markers (numbered wooden chicken on a stick) so that it is at the appropriate height for me (6′ 5″ with size 13 foots), decant the wine into one glass only (’cos I do not drink remember), go order the peri-peri livers (payment is included in the package) with a prego roll and greem salad, return to the table and wait for the Davd Kramer Royal Hotel song to come over the tannoy! You can stare lovingly at the cutout eyes and coo soft romantic words to the table marker!
Lekker soos n krekker and nice and romantic hey?!! Jislaaik I have an imagination hey!
Who can beat this for a romantic Stormhoek St Valentine’s Big Love interlude?
Innit?
Are you really 6′5″? I can just picture her sitting there, with said eye cutouts. Ha!
Tempted to say I am taller but truth is I am shorter. I am just an average 6′ 1″.
Well I wish others would write up some more whacky scenarios as I did. I’d die laughing if someone tried out my scenario! Oh that would be a priceless one for YouTube.
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