Entries from February 2008 ↓

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There I was minding my own when the photo above leapt at me. It is a fabulous photo of a vineyard in the Barossa Valley, Australia.

So what I hear you ask, has it got to with Stormhoek?

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There is no helping the daft ones….!

Ooze your daddy

The collapse last year of Orbital Wines, UK based distributor for South African wines abroad has serious economic impacts for the effected vineyards of the Western Cape’s Stormhoek locale. In total the vineyards have lost revenues amounting to R6,000,000. This is a very large amount of money for a labour intensive industry to kiss goodbye. There is no hope of a dividend from the liquidation of Orbital.

The economy for the region may be severley harmed, but the worst and saddest legacy of Orbital’s demise will be the human impact.

Vineyard workers will have to be laid off unless some quick & effective cash injections to contribute toward operational costs is found. Unlike the UK where if you get laid off work, you can make your way to the local Job Centre, sign on and get state benefits paid out to you each week, the vineyard workers like Manus, Maxwell and Ludwe (in main photo above), do not have the luxury and security of anything remotely like this to fall back on in the event they cannot earn a wage to keep their families fed, housed, clothed and the kids educated.

We are asking you to dig deep into your Big Love for SA wines and help keep the affected Western Cape vineyards operating. How? By buying a Stormhoek vine.

Click here or below on the icon to read Stormhoek’s complete article.

Own a vine. Save a job

Our days of sneaking off to cheap motels for a few hours R&R with the CFO’s pretty ‘n petite secretary are over.

Pushpa Pal Singh has had the unmitigated audacity to spill the beans to our women and show them how to read the signs that we men have been philandering like sneaky, doublecrossing, disreputable, two-timing coyotes on a hormone high amongst the vixens.

So I strongly urge all you men who have entertained the thought of getting some free carnal knowledge on the quiet with that pretty waitress or PA, to forget it. Just do not do it.

Your woman is now able to catch you out because she has learnt the tells. Your body cannot but help tell the truth while your devilish, scheming and coniving mouth utters the most reprehensible, lowdown, yellowbellied, scoundrel lies to the woman you love.

But as they say, knowing thine enemy makes a great deal of difference so read on if you want to learn which body bits tell the truth and so stand a chance to cover up your tracks by controlling them. Good luck old chap! Remember the phrase, “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”.

There are proven signs your partner will emit when he or she is in the midst of a naked lie. Read on to discover what these signs are and how you can use them right now to catch a cheating spouse…

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You may not know that I am a qualified and licenced NLP Practitioner.

I can and do use hypnosis or deep states on myself to help enhance my development as a human being and can also use hypnosis on you (only with your permission and consent), to help you too to improve your skills and to also help you to gain an improved understanding of what you really can accomplish if you truly want to succeed at what you do.

Hypnosis is surrounded by myth and movie legend. And I have been telling anyone who will listen to not be afraid of hypnosis.

In the article below, Kevin Forrester debunks the old fishwives tales, secrets and myths that have kept hypnosis under a cloak of mystery for so long. Now you can read the truth about what hypnosis is and what good and great things it can do for you while you remain completely in control, fully aware of and helping to manage what you alone permit to happen.

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This is a personal note to all of you who have downloaded your free copy of OOZE. You will be pleased to know that OOZE has gone global. In fact, thanks to you it has gone meteoric!

I want to thank all of you who have downloaded OOZE so far and I hope you will get your friends to also download their own free copy!

If you haven’t yet read OOZE, click HERE to download your own free copy of my first edition of OOZE.

Work is currently in progress on the 2nd volume of OOZEtoons and includes new material for you. The working title is: OOZE-VolToo and will again be free for you to download here at iScatterlings.com.

Kind regards

Robert

OOZE goes global

I tried to stop blogging. I did. I think I gave it about as much effort as a fart in a trance needs in order to wake you up. Not a lot.

I am back. Cannot say it enthuses me. It is a daunting experience instead of the thrill I used to get from composing a piece. Can I regain lost ground and maintain the required energy to write something sensible from time to time?

Will I manage to produce the same volume of output? No. I doubt I have the will to generate so much.

But we will see. Baby steps hey?

Anyway - it is good to be here with you again. I did miss your company.

And yes I was creative while away. Last night I produced a short powerpoint slideshow. It is advertised in the sidbar. It is free to downoad.

I have collected together 10 of my favourite Oozetoons and put them together in a small easily downloadable file for you.

Click on the OOZE thumbnail to begin the free download.

I Tried To Stop?

THE END of part one