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Answerphone Voyeur

If your name is Diedre, your Aunty Marge has left a few messages for you on my answering machine. Just like Steve did when he called Chris to apologise for being late and inquire about the pub you two were going to meet at and also about the quote.

I have received so many wrong calls lately I am nearly able to build up a profile of Diedre’s life! It is scary. I mean, doesn’t Aunty Marge ever worry that Diedre never responds to her messages?
Maybe tomorrow I will get home from the office and find a message or messages from Aunty Marge cussing Diedre out to hell and beyond!

If this type of repeated wrong number dialling and leaving messages carries on, should I call and tell them to dial correctly!?

What If

What if we all never made mistakes?
What if we all were happy?
What if peace existed?
What if I could blog all day?
What if the fighting stopped?
What if success arrived in a bottle?
What if life never ended?
What if I was talented?
What if all the above was never asked?

Consumers are Traitors

“…If you had a set of customers today, you could be pretty sure most of them would still be around two years, five years, ten years from now. That’s no longer true. A study by retail-industry tracking firm NPD Group found that nearly half of those who described themselves as highly loyal to a brand were no longer loyal a year later.”

[an article on Wired by James Surowiecki]

So Guys, You Spot a Beautiful Woman

You are in the pub or at a club and you spy the woman of your dreams. What do you do next?

Listen to me, DO NOT DO ANYTHING until you have read ROX’s tutorial.

Rox tells us guys how women like to be approached by a hunk of a stranger like me….!

Go read more here